i think my tv is drunk
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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