yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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