Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
this will be a night to untag.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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