Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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