the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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