Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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