That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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