And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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