i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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