I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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