tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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