Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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