Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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