I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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