Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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