How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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