And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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