it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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