They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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