his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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