The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i love accidental penises.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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