his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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