Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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