i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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