I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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