i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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