There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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