my soul wont recognize me after tonight
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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