Well douche your snatch and let's go!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
