OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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