Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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