do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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