She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i wish my penis had a tongue
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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