I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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