HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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