dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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