yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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