Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I party with great urgency now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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