we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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