He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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