he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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