wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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