i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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