I heard we made out
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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