Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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