so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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