so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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