"it" just moved
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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