her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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