kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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