That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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