I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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