school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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