nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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