Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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